你覺(jué)得王爾德已經(jīng)夠毒舌了,，那是因?yàn)槟氵�沒(méi)見(jiàn)過(guò)丘吉爾

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大英帝國(guó)是段子手高產(chǎn)區(qū)，從十六七世紀(jì)的莎士比亞,，到王爾德,，再到丘吉爾無(wú)一不是宗師級(jí)“毒舌”�,！岸旧�,、內(nèi)涵”其實(shí)是一種高級(jí)幽默，是高智商的另類體現(xiàn),。

今天跟大家分享幾句極具內(nèi)涵的英文,，手把手教你英式幽默，你也可以是王爾德,。

1 One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每個(gè)人都應(yīng)該愛(ài)護(hù)動(dòng)物,，因?yàn)樗鼈兒芎贸浴?/font>

2 Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
要用心去愛(ài)你的鄰居，但不要被ta的老公/老婆知道,。

3 Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每個(gè)成功的男人背后都有一個(gè)女人,，每個(gè)不成功的男人背后，有兩個(gè),。

4 The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
聰明的人都未婚,，結(jié)了婚的很難再聰明起來(lái),。

5 Never put off the work till tomorrow which you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。

世人皆稱王爾德為腐國(guó)第一毒舌,，秒殺一切段子手,。一方水土養(yǎng)一方人，在冷幽默和反諷土壤爆肥沃的英國(guó),，機(jī)智,、毒舌簡(jiǎn)直是人人具備的基本技能。

送給大家?guī)拙淝鸺獱柕拿���,，擲地鏗鏘,，堅(jiān)韌有力，伴你前行,。

1. If you’re going through Hell, keep going.
如果你身陷地獄,，那就繼續(xù)前行。

2. Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm.
成功就是從失敗走向失敗而不失去熱情,。

3. You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.
你有敵人,？很好。那意味著在你一生中的某個(gè)時(shí)刻,，你曾經(jīng)站出來(lái)維護(hù)過(guò)某樣?xùn)|西,。

4. Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen. |
勇氣意味著站起來(lái)說(shuō)話，勇氣也意味著坐下來(lái)傾聽(tīng),。

5. A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.
悲觀主義者在每一個(gè)機(jī)會(huì)中看到困難,，樂(lè)觀主義者在每一個(gè)困難中看到機(jī)會(huì)。（英語(yǔ)孵化器）