“I’m the first to say you should have more availability of IVF to infertile couples but we need to ensure this whole subject retains credibility.
“我首先就說應(yīng)該更多的利用體外受精技術(shù)幫助不育的夫妻，但是我們要保證整個技術(shù)項(xiàng)目是正經(jīng)靠譜的,�,！�

Josephine Quintavalle, from Comment on Reproductive Ethics added: “This absurd nonsense is not simply re-defining infertility but completely side-lining the biological process and significance of natural intercourse between a man and a woman.
英國公益組織“生殖倫理學(xué)評論”的約瑟芬·昆塔瓦萊補(bǔ)充說，“這個愚蠢的說法不只是對不孕不育做簡單的重新定義,，而且把生物過程和男女自然交配的意義完全搞亂,。”

But Dr David Adamson, an author of the new standards, argued it is a “big chance” for single and gay people.
但新標(biāo)準(zhǔn)的作者大衛(wèi)-亞當(dāng)森博士認(rèn)為,，這對單身人士和同性戀人士來說是“大機(jī)遇”,。

He said: “The definition of infertility is now written in such a way that it includes the rights of all individuals to have a family, and that includes single men, single women, gay men, gay women.
他說：“不孕不育的定義這樣編寫，就涵蓋了所有單身人士生育子女的權(quán)利,，這其中包括單身男女,，也包括同性戀男女�,！�

***網(wǎng)友們看到這則新聞,，紛紛坐不住了……***

OK, wonderful - can I now have a disability allowance please?---chassummer
“太好了，我現(xiàn)在能領(lǐng)殘疾津貼了嗎,？”

So, if a minger asks you out and you reject them - are you now guilty of a 'hate crime'?--FedUP
那么,，如果有丑八怪想和你約會，被你拒絕,，這算不算“仇恨犯罪”,？

I think most of these so called experts need time in a nut house!!!---johnjames
我覺得大多數(shù)所謂的“磚家”都需要被關(guān)進(jìn)瘋?cè)嗽海。。?/font>

The more older I get the more I feel that the world has gone mad.---Saigon Sam
年齡越大,，越覺得這個世界瘋了,。

This is great news! Now I can get one of those blue badges for disabled parking!!!---TraceyE
好消息！我也可以去領(lǐng)個藍(lán)徽章,，把車停到殘疾人車位了,。

I'm a 26 year old virgin. I have suffered my whole life..please someone cure me!---kramer911.
我已經(jīng)“殘疾”了26年，求治愈,。

I must be the most retarded person in Britain then :)---HughJanus1
我一定是全英國最蠢的人了,。

Darwin is confused.---ParkerLewis
達(dá)爾文都被搞暈了。

英文來源：英國每日快報
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