過(guò)年親戚問(wèn)有對(duì)象嗎,？你知道用英語(yǔ)怎么回答,？

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顯然,，老家的親戚不會(huì)用英語(yǔ)問(wèn)你這個(gè)問(wèn)題，你也不必用英文答（如果你有特別牛的親戚,，請(qǐng)無(wú)視這句）,。所以，本篇僅供娛樂(lè)——咱們就是想看看老外在面對(duì)這個(gè)問(wèn)題時(shí)都是怎么答的,。

親友同學(xué)最?lèi)?ài)問(wèn)的這句：

"Are you seeing anyone?"

“你有對(duì)象/男票/女票嗎,？”

普通青年這么答：

1. "No."

“沒(méi)有�,！�

2. "I'm dating around."

“一直在相親,。”

3. "I'm not tied down yet."

“還沒(méi)遇到合適的,�,！�

4. "I've been dating someone for a bit, but I can't say for sure she is the one."

“見(jiàn)過(guò)幾個(gè)人，但都覺(jué)得不太合適,�,！�

逗比青年這么答：

1. "Yes, and he's already got two kids of his own, so you'll get those grandchildren you've been waiting for!"

“有男友啊，他已經(jīng)有兩個(gè)孩子了。你不是一直想要外孫嗎,，這下你的愿望可以一步到位了,！”

2. "Not exactly...I just joined a cult where we don't believe in any sort of lasting, committed relationships. We just use one another to keep the population populated."

“也不算有吧。,。,。我最近加入了一個(gè)教派，我們教的人都不相信人能有持久忠貞的感情,。所以關(guān)于繁衍的問(wèn)題,，我們都跟自己人內(nèi)部解決了，正好也可以擴(kuò)大教眾,�,！�

3. "I see people all the time. I'm seeing you right now!"

“我一直在跟各種‘對(duì)象’見(jiàn)面啊，你不也是我見(jiàn)面的對(duì)象之一嘛,！”

4. "Actually, I've found paper folding and basket weaving to be a better use of my time. Those are two of my new favorite hobbies, you know, since I'm single."

“講真,，我覺(jué)得折紙和編花籃是打發(fā)時(shí)間的好途徑。你知道嗎,，自單身以來(lái),，我就喜歡上這兩個(gè)愛(ài)好了�,！�

5. "Well, I've started training my dog for the circus, so that takes up a considerable amount of time."

“怎么說(shuō)呢,，我最近一直在訓(xùn)練我的狗，想讓它進(jìn)馬戲團(tuán),。訓(xùn)狗把我的時(shí)間都占去了,。”

6. "My dog fulfills my need for companionship. So do my cats...and my guinea pig."

“我已經(jīng)有狗狗作伴了,，還有喵喵,，還有我的荷蘭豬�,！�

7. "Have you seen the majority of the male population lately?!"

“你最近沒(méi)聽(tīng)說(shuō)嗎,，現(xiàn)在男性人口太多了，有一部分只能打光棍了,？,！”

8. Point to a random guy and say, "Him. We just don't like to interact in public settings."

隨便指著一個(gè)路人甲說(shuō)：“他就是我男友。一有其他人在,，我倆就不好意思說(shuō)話(huà)了,。”

9. "No...but someone proposed to me at a bar last week. Does that count?"

“沒(méi)有,。不過(guò)上周在酒吧有人跟我求婚了,。那個(gè)算嗎,？”

10. "I'm joining a convent. I'm really looking forward to taking that vow of chastity."

“我剛加入了一所尼姑庵,，已經(jīng)等不及要宣誓永守貞操了,。”

11. "I'm going to Rome for a year and I don't want to be tied down when I'm surrounded by all those Italian men who are just dying to bring me home to their mothers and feed me homemade pasta."

“我打算去羅馬待一年,。一想到將要出現(xiàn)大把的意大利帥哥,，急著帶我見(jiàn)他們父母、給我做意大利面吃,，我就不著急相親了,。”

12. "I'm in love with myself. Isn't that enough?"

“我愛(ài)上我自己了,，不也挺好嘛,？”（中國(guó)日?qǐng)?bào)網(wǎng)）