趣味雙語(yǔ)：腦筋轉(zhuǎn)一轉(zhuǎn) 讀懂這幾個(gè)笑話(huà)

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　　1,。 The Court‘s Decision
　　法院的決定
　　Sir,。 Clark， I have reviewed this case very carefully,， the divorce court Judge said,， and I‘ve decided to give your wife $775 a week。
　　Clark先生,，我已經(jīng)仔細(xì)審閱了這宗離婚案件,，法官說(shuō)，我決定判給你的妻子每周支付775美元,。
　　That‘s very fair,， Your Honor， the husband said,。 and every now and then I’ll try to send her a few bucks myself,。“
　　“那太好了,，先生,，”丈夫說(shuō),，“那我也要給她一些錢(qián)�,！�
　　Explanation： When the Judge used the verb “give”,， he meant his decision would give the woman $775。 It is normally the husband‘s duty （his requirement） to pay the alimony,。 But this man,， when he heard the word “give”， thought the Judge would pay it,。
　　解釋?zhuān)悍ü僬f(shuō)“給”,，指的是他宣判的是要給女人775美元。同通常是由男方付贍養(yǎng)費(fèi),。但是那個(gè)男人聽(tīng)到“給”這個(gè)詞后,，就以為法官會(huì)支付那筆費(fèi)用。

　　2,。 What‘s his name,？
　　他叫啥？
　　Bob told Betty that he had an acquaintance with a wooden leg named Smith,。 So Betty asked him “That‘s very curious,。 What was the name of his other leg？”
　　Bob 跟Betty說(shuō),，他認(rèn)識(shí)一個(gè)叫Smith的木腿,。于是，Betty問(wèn)他,，“有點(diǎn)意思,，那他的另一條腿叫什么？”
　　Explanation： Bob should have said he had “an acquaintance named Smith with a wooden leg”,。 The way he said it,， it seems the wooden leg‘s name is Smith！
　　解釋?zhuān)築ob 想說(shuō)的是“一個(gè)有一條木腿的叫Smith的熟人”,。而他那么說(shuō)的話(huà),，給人感覺(jué)那條木腿叫Smith。

　　3,。 Perfect Hearing
　　完美聽(tīng)力
　　Three retirees,， each with a hearing loss， were playing golf one fine March day,。 One remarked to the other,， “Windy， isn‘t it,？”
　　三個(gè)退休的老人,，他們的聽(tīng)力都不太好了,，在三月的一個(gè)晴天出去打高爾夫。一個(gè)人對(duì)另一個(gè)人說(shuō),，“是個(gè)陰天,，是吧？”
　　“No,，” the second man replied,， “it‘s Thursday�,！�
　　“不是”,，第二個(gè)人回答說(shuō)：“是星期四”。
　　And the third man chimed in,， “So am I,。 Let‘s have a beer�,！�
　　第三個(gè)人開(kāi)心地說(shuō)：“我也渴了,，我們來(lái)杯啤酒吧�,！�
　　Explanation： The second man thought “Windy” was Wednesday （so he replied “No,， it‘s Thursday”） then the third man thought “Thursday” was “thirsty” （so he thought of drinking some beer！）,。
　　解釋?zhuān)旱诙�個(gè)人以為“Windy（陰天）”是“Wednesday（星期三） ”,，所以他回答說(shuō)“不，是星期四,�,！比缓蟮谌齻�(gè)人以為“Thursday（星期四）”是“thirsty（渴）”（所以他還想著喝點(diǎn)啤酒呢！）,。（每日學(xué)英語(yǔ)）