趣味雙語：腦筋轉(zhuǎn)一轉(zhuǎn) 讀懂這幾個笑話

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　　1,。 The Court‘s Decision
　　法院的決定
　　Sir,。 Clark,， I have reviewed this case very carefully， the divorce court Judge said,， and I‘ve decided to give your wife $775 a week,。
　　Clark先生,，我已經(jīng)仔細(xì)審閱了這宗離婚案件，法官說,，我決定判給你的妻子每周支付775美元,。
　　That‘s very fair， Your Honor,， the husband said,。 and every now and then I’ll try to send her a few bucks myself�,！�
　　“那太好了，先生,，”丈夫說,，“那我也要給她一些錢�,！�
　　Explanation： When the Judge used the verb “give”,， he meant his decision would give the woman $775。 It is normally the husband‘s duty （his requirement） to pay the alimony,。 But this man,， when he heard the word “give”， thought the Judge would pay it,。
　　解釋：法官說“給”,，指的是他宣判的是要給女人775美元。同通常是由男方付贍養(yǎng)費,。但是那個男人聽到“給”這個詞后,，就以為法官會支付那筆費用。

　　2,。 What‘s his name,？
　　他叫啥？
　　Bob told Betty that he had an acquaintance with a wooden leg named Smith,。 So Betty asked him “That‘s very curious,。 What was the name of his other leg？”
　　Bob 跟Betty說,，他認(rèn)識一個叫Smith的木腿,。于是，Betty問他,，“有點意思,，那他的另一條腿叫什么？”
　　Explanation： Bob should have said he had “an acquaintance named Smith with a wooden leg”,。 The way he said it,， it seems the wooden leg‘s name is Smith,！
　　解釋：Bob 想說的是“一個有一條木腿的叫Smith的熟人”。而他那么說的話,，給人感覺那條木腿叫Smith,。

　　3。 Perfect Hearing
　　完美聽力
　　Three retirees,， each with a hearing loss,， were playing golf one fine March day。 One remarked to the other,， “Windy,， isn‘t it？”
　　三個退休的老人,，他們的聽力都不太好了,，在三月的一個晴天出去打高爾夫。一個人對另一個人說,，“是個陰天,，是吧？”
　　“No,，” the second man replied,， “it‘s Thursday�,！�
　　“不是”,，第二個人回答說：“是星期四”。
　　And the third man chimed in,， “So am I,。 Let‘s have a beer�,！�
　　第三個人開心地說：“我也渴了,，我們來杯啤酒吧�,！�
　　Explanation： The second man thought “Windy” was Wednesday （so he replied “No,， it‘s Thursday”） then the third man thought “Thursday” was “thirsty” （so he thought of drinking some beer！）,。
　　解釋：第二個人以為“Windy（陰天）”是“Wednesday（星期三） ”,，所以他回答說“不，是星期四,�,！比缓蟮谌齻�人以為“Thursday（星期四）”是“thirsty（渴）”（所以他還想著喝點啤酒呢！）。（每日學(xué)英語）